Russell Wilson tries to poop as seldom as possible and believes this helps him on the gridiron?

And before you ask… yeah, I’m skeptical about this story, too. Sometimes satire is so awesome that we WANT it to be real. According to the tweet below, the info comes from Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson’s interview with premium sports journalism outlet, The Athletic.

I have been trying and failing to find a link to the original story. Russell wears #3 with Denver and Seattle before that, so that’s one giveaway. But considering the Chiefs play the Donkeys twice each season, wouldn’t you love to see Chris Jones sack Russell Wilson so hard that Russ poops himself?